We
recently experienced an eight-day vacation in Florida and the
Bahamas, where it was always sunny and warm. But when we got off the
ship in Baltimore, it was rainy and cold. Fluffy and I were not
dressed for the weather.
As
we waited in line for U.S. Customs, we noticed a teenage boy in line
ahead of us. He was wearing a gray hoodie. The message written
across the back of it said, “No rules. No masters.”
I
pointed out the hoodie to Fluffy and said, “There’s a kid
who has never had to deal with the I.R.S.”
Fluffy
said, “He has obviously never held a job of any kind. Managers
own you. If you’ve had a manager, you’ve had a master.”
I
said, “I guess his parents have never set any rules.”
Fluffy
observed, “These days, maybe they haven’t. They probably
paid for the shirt.”
I
said, “When he learns to drive, he’s going to he’s
going to have to deal with a rule or two there.”
Fluffy
said, “If he doesn’t, he’s going to meet the
masters of the Highway Patrol.”
As
we stood in line, we went on and on about the masters and rules the
slouching young man already had to deal with in his young life.
Teachers and principals. Paying for things versus shoplifting.
Dealing with a mortgage. The pesky little law of gravity.
That
rebellious little teenager could wear all the hoodies he wanted to,
but he was only showing his ignorance. We human beings are subject
to rules and masters all the livelong day, and it’s a good
thing. If we were not rule-keepers, we could never get behind the
wheel of a car without fearing for our lives at every intersection.
We could never eat at a restaurant without fear of being poisoned.
We could never buy food or gasoline without peril, or goods without
fear of being cheated.
Even
nature follows its own innate rules. We read about the law of the
jungle and survival of the fittest. But everything is equally true
on a cellular level. Cells divide and plants and animals grow
according to the rules of nature. When things go wrong, we get
cancer and other diseases. Most of the time, we are healthy because
our bodies follow the rules that nature intended them to do.
And
it’s the masters who enforce those rules, or who teach us from
a young age that those rules exist. They are our law enforcement
officials, our judges, our magistrates. They may be the ones who
pull us over when we are speeding, but they are also the ones who
come to our aid when we have been the victims of a crime.
They
are the shopkeepers who keep prices down by making sure other
shoppers do not steal. They are the forest rangers who do not let
you hike or camp in unauthorized areas, making sure the pristine
areas will stay pristine for generations to come. They are the
federal regulators that tell fisherman they can’t fish for cod
for six months because the fish populations are down and need a
chance to regenerate.
Whether
our young friend is willing to admit it or not, there are masters in
every sphere, and there are masters that rule over us all despite all
the hoodies in the world.
In
fact, even the great Ruler of us all is subject to rules of His own.
One of the themes of the Book of Mormon is that even God is subject
to rules He cannot violate. We humans may not understand what those
rules are, but our God is a God of order nonetheless.
Doctrine
and Covenants 132:8 says, “Behold, mine house is a house of
order, saith the Lord God, and not a house of confusion.” This
tells us more than that God’s refrigerator is squeaky clean,
and that His shoes are lined up neatly in His celestial closet. No,
if you read the Book of Mormon, it says that if God violated the
rules of the universe, He would actually “cease to be God”
(Alma 42:45).
Right
there, in those four words, you see exactly how important rules are.
“God would cease to be God.” I cannot even imagine the
ramifications for the universe if God ceased to be Himself. I don’t
think it’s something the human mind can comprehend, although
I’m sure Hollywood would like to try. Everything would fall
apart.
The
message on that hoodie — “No Rules. No Masters” —
was written by somebody who does not understand the way of this
world. I am grateful for rules, and I am grateful for masters. Yes,
there are rules that are harsh and there are masters that are unjust
and unkind. But I follow rules that are eternal, and I follow the
Master of the Universe.
Those
rules and that Master make all the difference to me.
Kathryn H. Kidd has been writing fiction, nonfiction, and "anything for money" longer than
most of her readers have even been alive. She has something to say on every topic, and the
possibility that her opinions may be dead wrong has never stopped her from expressing them at
every opportunity.
A native of New Orleans, Kathy grew up in Mandeville, Louisiana. She attended Brigham
Young University as a generic Protestant, having left the Episcopal Church when she was eight
because that church didn't believe what she did. She joined The Church of Jesus Christ of
Latter-day Saints as a BYU junior, finally overcoming her natural stubbornness because she
wanted a patriarchal blessing and couldn't get one unless she was a member of the Church. She
was baptized on a Saturday and received her patriarchal blessing two days later.
She married Clark L. Kidd, who appears in her columns as "Fluffy," more than thirty-five
years ago. They are the authors of numerous LDS-related books, the most popular of which is A
Convert's Guide to Mormon Life.
A former managing editor for Meridian Magazine, Kathy moderated a weekly column ("Circle of Sisters") for Meridian until she was derailed by illness in December of 2012. However, her biggest claim to fame is that she co-authored
Lovelock with Orson Scott Card. Lovelock has been translated into Spanish and Polish, which
would be a little more gratifying than it actually is if Kathy had been referred to by her real name
and not "Kathryn Kerr" on the cover of the Polish version.
Kathy has her own website, www.planetkathy.com, where she hopes to get back to writing a weekday blog once she recovers from being dysfunctional. Her entries recount her adventures and misadventures with Fluffy, who heroically
allows himself to be used as fodder for her columns at every possible opportunity.
Kathy spent seven years as a teacher of the Young Women in her ward, until she was recently released. She has not yet gotten used to interacting with the adults, and suspects it may take another seven years. A long-time home teacher with her husband, Clark, they have home taught the same family since 1988. The two of them have been temple workers since 1995, serving in the Washington D.C. Temple.