Aristotle
had it going when he declared humans learn their earliest lessons
from imitation.
As
a kid I enjoyed some notoriety in roleplaying. Perhaps in a
pre-mortal life I was a clown as folks thought. In our tradition life
goes in cycles, so death isn’t terminal. One comes into this
world from the world of the dead and on passing, returns there
preparatory for rebirth. This idea of life as eternal round is often
expressed in the way we dance in circles.
Through
reincarnations, our people believed, one hones one’s talents. I
was so adept at mimicking human and animal behavior folks concluded I
lived by it in previous existences!
I
could mew like a cat, bleat like a goat, hoot like an owl, howl like
the wind, bark like a dog and flawlessly enact various quirks of
character. A blind live-in uncle was livid because I aped the way he
snored like croaking bullfrogs in the swamp after a rainstorm. I
mimicked the tap, tap of his cane when he walked.
Tobacco
and drinks made his voice hoarse like a broken bass drum. When he
whispered, his voice was a growling rolling thunder. Like some late
night comedian, I made a punchline out of these. Baleful uncle, who
possibly participated in the evil trade in humans in his boyhood, had
one regret. If the “wicked British” had not supplanted
the Spaniards and Portuguese with whom he did “business,”
he would have sold me outright, he often griped!
His
threats never bothered me because given his age and blindness, I
could outrun him any time. What irritated him most was when I started
teaching goats the lessons I learned at school. Like some folks who
live with dogs in their homes, we did same with our goats.
I
scarcely waited for school to be out before dashing home to set up
lessons for our goats. Whip in hand, I would scribble on our mud
wall, some math or English words I learned at school. Before long the
walls were covered with chalks I picked after my teachers were done
teaching.
Exhausting
these, I turned to charcoal which was abundant because mom cooked
with wood. We lived in a mud-and wattle house without running water,
sewage or electricity, so I hurried to complete my games with the
goats before nightfall.
Mostly
home drinking and taking tobacco, Uncle overheard when he was not
dozing, much of the commotion I made with the goats. To him I was
raving crazy and in between bouts of sleep, he would betray his
anxieties and roared to stop my madness. I momentarily obliged but
soon continued my “lessons” with the goats once he
slipped into his sleeping routine. Neither the old man nor his report
of the unnerving ruckus to my parents could stop me.
Someone
once said, “If you want to touch the past, touch a rock; if you
want to touch the present, touch a flower, but if you want to touch
the future, touch a child.”
Teachers
excited and set my imagination ablaze with love of learning,
community and kinship. They helped me imagine life beyond our narrow
rustic horizon. They took me off the uninviting bush I foraged and
directed my feet away from forlorn, dirt-caked paths where indigence
held sway.
They
anticipated my walk on paved sidewalks while retaining an unbroken
bond with the windy, stumpy paths where I started. They encouraged
group work through instructive proverbs. “If you want to go
fast, go alone; if you want to go far, go together,” they would
say. Their frame of reference, their narratives and dreams helped me
build networks and bridges.
Because
the state spent a pittance on them, our schools were decrepit.
Teachers were owed several months of unpaid salaries then as indeed
now. Folks teamed up to help the teachers.
Pupils
worked on their farms on weekends. Villagers volunteered several
hours of labor on these farms to augment their measly earnings and
drew water from the stream for the teachers too.
They
were appalled at the absurdity of a government that singes its
teachers. They reasoned, “If a crocodile could eat its own
offspring, what could it not do to the flesh of a frog.” So
they offered teachers a lifeline in a wilderness where governance is
such a crazy circus fat-cat that officials tirelessly squander on
frills while hooking education on life support.
Notwithstanding,
the teachers were irrepressible. They instinctively agreed with
Michael J. Fox that, “One’s dignity may be assaulted,
vandalized and cruelly mocked, but it can never be taken away unless
it is surrendered.”
Their
immaculate, well starched, flawlessly ironed pants or shorts and
shirts sharply contrasted with the dirt-matted rags of the villagers.
Fancy pens stuck in their breast pockets or stockings if they wore
shorts. Their swagger and earnestness struck a chord.
These
were our celebrities. If one visited any home, it was news, for
normally it was the villagers who visited teachers to seek counsel,
to get letters or land sales agreement read or written.
Teachers
were a vital resource. From them folks sought cures for scurvy-ridden
children. Kids emaciated by malaria, dehydrated by dysentery or badly
disfigured by malnutrition and maimed for life by polio and measles
were taken to teachers for treatment.
One
ingenious, charismatic principal doubled as surgeon. No one knew how
he acquired his expertise, but he could take out appendicitis and
drain abscesses. He had no lab, x-rays, scrubs or stethoscope.
Disinfectants were scant, so offensive smells hung like an iron
curtain in the atmosphere.
His
meager resources included cotton wool, gauze, some rags to dab blood,
suturing needles and thread, some painkillers and antibiotics of
dubious quality. He improvised; for example, in the absence of
anesthesia he compensated by whispering words of comfort.
Where
these failed to persuade, powerful men firmly locked down patients on
the cracked mud floor. Fear choked and punched a hole in the guts of
some patients. Some though kite-high on alcohol, failed to suck up
their pain and screamed ghoulishly with every cut.
If
any died, it was not the fault of the weathered quack surgeon whose
hands shook from age, alcohol and tobacco abuse. Folks put such
deaths to nemesis! How could they be faulted when in our hard-bitten
life, health care is such a malignant hoax that whatever offered hope
is preferred no matter how bizarre?
In
our bitter, hemorrhaging reality, fatalism was a given. Seeing our
punishing lack of direction and people hurting from neglect and
superstition, teachers sought to refocus priorities. What they did
with what little amidst a raging helplessness inspired hope.
It
didn’t matter the state treated them as doormats. What mattered
was their dream, the work they did and the respect they earned from
locals.
However,
our nation continues to grind malignantly. Perhaps I was naïve
in career choice. Given our poverty-swept cadence, I wonder if I
leveraged much. It was like descending with a broken rope down a
cliff and surviving the menace to live with such a long livid scar
across one’s face that makes everyone ask, “What
happened?”
If
folk belief in reincarnation was right, I’d stick to our
favorite national pastime of jesting and avoid the humiliation of
teaching in a state that wantonly wastes its people and vast
potentials!
Imo Ben Eshiet was born in Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Raised in his village, Uruk Enung, and at
several cities in his country including Nsukka, Enugu, Umuahia, Eket and Calabar, Eshiet is a
detribalized Nigerian. Although he was extensively exposed to Western education right from
childhood in his country where he obtained a PhD in English and Literary Studies from the
University of Calabar, he is well nurtured in African history, politics, culture and traditions.
Imo is currently a teacher in the high priests group in the Summit Ward of the Greensboro North
Carolina Stake.