When I got home from
the hospital, there were three months of television waiting for me to
watch. I felt rich! All our favorite reality shows had been
preserved through the miracle of Tivo, and were waiting for Fluffy
and me to pick and choose from the smorgasbord of visual treasures.
We soon tucked
ourselves in and started watching episodes of our favorite television
series, “The Amazing Race.” We were able to watch the
end of last season’s episodes, and the beginning of this
season’s. This meant we were able to observe two groups of
hapless travelers go around the world, totally unprepared for the
experience.
Anyone who has watched
“The Amazing Race” knows there are some things that the
teams are absolutely going to need to do before the end of the
competition. Here are a few:
Drive a standard transmission
(stick shift). Not every country’s automobiles are the same
as the ones in the United States, and not every rental car has an
automatic transmission.
Read a map. This should be a
no-brainer when you’re traveling in unfamiliar terrain.
Follow directions: At every
juncture of the trip, team members are given clues they will have to
read and instructions they will have to follow to reach their next
destination.
Conquer their fear of heights:
Like it or not, at least one person from every team is going to have
to jump off a bridge with a bungee cord or rappel down the tallest
building in a distant country. It may even be both team members.
The people who plan “The Amazing Race” have a lot of fun
pitting the teams against their fear of heights.
Learn how to swim. At some point
in the race, people are going to have to swim. The problem is,
nobody knows which team member is going to be immersed. That means
both team members should be swimmers of at least average ability.
It is dumfounding that just about every season there is someone who
cannot swim.
Run. At every pit stop and
especially at the end of the race, team members run to beat out
other teams. Anyone who can’t run will probably not make it
to the winners’ circle.
Light a fire. Okay, I confess
I’ve never seen contestants on “The Amazing Race”
have to light a fire. But one would think the players of “Survivor”
would know two or three ways to light a fire without matches before
they ever got stranded on the island. After all, they don’t
have plumbing. They can’t even drink the water they find
unless they boil it first — and boiling can’t be done
without a flame.
Despite the evidence
from past seasons, Fluffy and I are constantly amazed at people who
start running “The Amazing Race” without having any
experience driving a stick shift or reading a map or following
directions. There are invariably people who get penalized for not
following the route or people who get lost because they can’t
read maps, or people who get stuck in the middle of nowhere because
they were given an automobile with a stick shift and they can’t
figure out how to make one work.
The same goes double
for the “Survivor” castaways. Most of the contestants
(and the women almost invariably) stand around and wait for somebody
else to light that first fire. More often than not, nobody on the
team can do it and they have to shiver in the rain without eating or
drinking anything until they are given fire at their first tribal
council.
Fluffy and I watch the
reality show contestants fail at what should be rudimentary tasks,
and we just shake our heads. “Why can’t people prepare
ahead of time to learn things they know they’re going to have
to do?” we ask each other. “Where are their brains?”
But the same can be
said for all of us. Just as contestants need to prepare for “The
Amazing Race,” all of us need to prepare for the amazing race
that is called life. One thing I’ve learned in the past three
months is that life is fragile, and can be taken away at any moment
and without warning. What are we doing to prepare for that great
day?
I don’t mean we
should hide in our closets and pray and read scriptures until the
time comes. That isn’t the way God expects us to live our
lives. On the contrary, we are supposed to be in the thick of life —
living and laughing and loving, but always with our senses attuned to
the people around us so we can offer love and support when it is
needed.
There are lessons we
all need to learn here — lessons that are as unique to each
individual as our fingerprints. Do we see those lessons when the
opportunity presents itself, or are we so busy with the minutiae of
life that we overlook them and never learn the things we were put on
Earth to learn?
Unlike “The
Amazing Race,” there cannot be just one winner in life. In
fact, God wants all of us to be winners and to return to Him
triumphant at the end of this mortal existence.
Kathryn H. Kidd has been writing fiction, nonfiction, and "anything for money" longer than
most of her readers have even been alive. She has something to say on every topic, and the
possibility that her opinions may be dead wrong has never stopped her from expressing them at
every opportunity.
A native of New Orleans, Kathy grew up in Mandeville, Louisiana. She attended Brigham
Young University as a generic Protestant, having left the Episcopal Church when she was eight
because that church didn't believe what she did. She joined The Church of Jesus Christ of
Latter-day Saints as a BYU junior, finally overcoming her natural stubbornness because she
wanted a patriarchal blessing and couldn't get one unless she was a member of the Church. She
was baptized on a Saturday and received her patriarchal blessing two days later.
She married Clark L. Kidd, who appears in her columns as "Fluffy," more than thirty-five
years ago. They are the authors of numerous LDS-related books, the most popular of which is A
Convert's Guide to Mormon Life.
A former managing editor for Meridian Magazine, Kathy moderated a weekly column ("Circle of Sisters") for Meridian until she was derailed by illness in December of 2012. However, her biggest claim to fame is that she co-authored
Lovelock with Orson Scott Card. Lovelock has been translated into Spanish and Polish, which
would be a little more gratifying than it actually is if Kathy had been referred to by her real name
and not "Kathryn Kerr" on the cover of the Polish version.
Kathy has her own website, www.planetkathy.com, where she hopes to get back to writing a weekday blog once she recovers from being dysfunctional. Her entries recount her adventures and misadventures with Fluffy, who heroically
allows himself to be used as fodder for her columns at every possible opportunity.
Kathy spent seven years as a teacher of the Young Women in her ward, until she was recently released. She has not yet gotten used to interacting with the adults, and suspects it may take another seven years. A long-time home teacher with her husband, Clark, they have home taught the same family since 1988. The two of them have been temple workers since 1995, serving in the Washington D.C. Temple.