Some
of the songs and lessons I learned on my first day at school still
ring in my ears. My teacher was a mind-bending performer of history.
I loved him and his art the moment he opened his mouth.
He
never lectured. With him history came alive through song, chants,
dance, mime, gestures, facial expressions, deft movements, or
whatever mode of storytelling he fancied.
One
day he taught us about a great American chief called George
Washington. Everyone in the village knew America was the wonderland.
She made and flew the planes that whined above our thatched roofs.
Each time a plane flew by, we waved to the pilot and chanted songs
praising his iron bird.
We
cared nothing if the pilot saw or heard our performance. What
mattered was the spectacle up there and our sense of wonder at it. We
were lucky such moments were rare. If not, our unforgiving sun would
simply have blinded us. We always looked up with our naked eyes
against the fierce sun rays, at the silvery plane until it became one
with the skies and faded in the distance.
Planes
were not the only American wonder. Pontiac, Dodge, Chevrolet, and
Chrysler among other choice cars used by politicians to terrorize us
when they came for campaigns were all American made. Those huge and
glossy cars could impress even the stone blind. They seemed to hover
over the potholes in the craters we called roads.
The
dust stirred up as they passed sometimes blocked off the sun for a
whole day. Since quirky roads were too narrow even for our bicycles,
we had to scamper into the bush at the approach of the outsized cars.
Our parents said the law was a respecter of politicians, so anyone
who was hit or crushed during the campaign was at fault.
If
America made those gleaming wheels and wings as compared to the
tortoise-looking German Volkswagen Beetles and the cramping British
Morris Minor, then she was really a land of magic. Our teacher
reinforced that point as he taught us about Chief Washington.
At
the lesson, we sang, clapped and danced to the song, “George
Washington! George Washington! He was a great leader. George
Washington! George Washington! America is for you!”
Washington
owned America, so our teacher said. He was so powerful that if he
sneezed, America shuddered. To drive home the point, the teacher
showed us what he called a map, which was actually a colorful paper
on which many lines so zigzagged across it seemed someone had dipped
a spider in an inkpot and let it crawl on the paper.
America
was so big it was tucked in by two seas of the gods. The sea of the
gods was our name for any sprawling body of water. Since the gods
were all-powerful, anything of immense size belonged to them. The sky
for example, was the skin of God because it stretched and stretched
across the horizon.
Mighty
Washington, our teacher said, kicked out the apparently invincible
King of Britain from America. That stretched credulity. Revere
America as we did for her stunning inventions, we couldn’t
figure out how Chief Washington could boot out a king that bestrode
our land like our fiery sun.
But
if our teacher said so, who were we to doubt? Behind his back we
bickered, though. One kid said we were dumb. If America built cars
that glided over potholes, planes that flew over our jungle canopy,
and as we heard, ships that sailed under water, why would it be so
hard for her chief to sack the British king, he remonstrated.
That
swayed us.
I
could connect with the American chief. My ancestors on both sides of
my parents were powerful men and women. My maternal grandmother
fought with her brothers and uncles against the British at a time
women were only good for child-bearing. Disguised as an old woman,
she worked as armorer for the Man Leopard Society, a resistance cult
against colonial Britain.
My
father’s folks tamed jungles full of creepy spiders, lions,
leopards, boa constrictors, and king cobras. They also reclaimed
croc- and gator-infested swamps.
My
oldest uncle became chief after he survived a night attack by a lion.
On his way back from a tryst he encountered a lion on the railing of
a bridge. He drew his machete and hit the iron railing to scare the
beast.
The
surprised lion sprang away, but later stalked and pounced on him. In
the ensuing hair-raising fight, Uncle Uko chopped off one of its
forelegs. Hunters later trailed and finished off the slinking lion.
That plucky act marked Uko out.
Like
Washington, Uko knew how to sneeze in style. Unlike others who
sniffed ground tobacco with their thumbnails, Uko used a spoon to
scoop that vile stuff into his huge nostrils. Then he sat still like
a cat poised to strike. But as tears streamed down his eyes, he
sneezed like a thunderclap and sent cats, goats, dogs, fowls, and us
kids scampering for safety.
Age
blinded but that did not stop him from making rounds in the village
to make peace and perform rites. He lived with us and turned our home
into a hub. Hunters brought him their kill and tappers, wine. He
always had an earthen pot on the hearth.
In
the simmering pot of fresh palm-wine, the old man brewed lemon grass,
lemon, and the bark of mango tree, papaya leaves, and other herbs.
When we came down with malaria, he coaxed or forced us to take the
bitter stuff to sweat out the parasites. Mother loved him for that,
for only he could get that concoction past our mouths.
He
was a tricky old fellow. He would coo his way to us, but once in his
grip, we had no option but to gulp his medicine. If we refused he
would threaten to invoke his father’s spirit. No one, not even
our headstrong mother who was not scared of anything, wanted that
spine-chilling specter.
Grandfather,
who died long before our parents married, had a fearsome reputation.
Diviner and seer, his juju was so powerful he could chain down wild
and forbidding spirits. When we had storms and the jungle howled,
folks said those were the cries of evil spirits he locked up. So
whenever Uko threatened to let those scary spirits loose, he pretty
much had his way.
However,
Mother, being a strong-willed woman, was bound to clash with him.
Anytime he toured the village, he kept Mfon, my brother, from
school, so he could lead him around. Since he was lavishly
entertained everywhere he went, Mfon preferred hanging out with him
to our tasking teachers. That shocked the living daylights out of
Mother, but she couldn’t do anything for even father trembled
before the old man.
Eventually
she hit on an idea. She talked Father into moving with us to the city and
work. That pried us free from our big chief uncle.
Imo Ben Eshiet was born in Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Raised in his village, Uruk Enung, and at
several cities in his country including Nsukka, Enugu, Umuahia, Eket and Calabar, Eshiet is a
detribalized Nigerian. Although he was extensively exposed to Western education right from
childhood in his country where he obtained a PhD in English and Literary Studies from the
University of Calabar, he is well nurtured in African history, politics, culture and traditions.
Imo is currently a teacher in the high priests group in the Summit Ward of the Greensboro North
Carolina Stake.