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July 11, 2013
The Secret Life of Molly
Are You Country?
by Hannah Bird

Country happens to be in style. (Alleged) country music is everywhere. Nothing looks cuter with skirts than boots. People are using straw as wedding decor. Ditto mason jars. Arable land is being turned into subdivisions with country names. And the chick from Twilight is driving a truck.

But the country music is what my brother refers to as hick-hop. The boots are way too clean. People don't actually know how to use mason jars and straw is itchy. This is what we refer to as "all hat, no cattle."

So --

You aren't country.

And you are missing a lot of fun.

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