Guardians of the Galaxy: Ice Cream on The Silver Screen
by Andrew E. Lindsay
I
like ice cream. Ice cream is a sweet, magical, frozen food that comes
in all sorts of flavors and often incorporates extra added goodies
like nuts, candy, and fruit. But I should also tell you that I’m
a bit of an ice cream snob, which is to say, I don’t eat ice
cream that comes from the grocery store in large plastic buckets with
red handles; I have standards.
I
also don’t eat ice cream instead of real food. It is a
snack, a dessert, a treat, but it doesn’t replace the
hardy and wholesome foods I eat to sustain life and bring pleasure to
the palate.
So
if I look at the diet of movies I consume on a near-daily basis, I
would have to say that Guardians of the Galaxy is ice cream.
Good ice cream. It’s loaded with action and adventure
from the beginning, and there are plenty of fascinating and colorful
characters spewing witty banter throughout.
And
it’s just a lot of fun. Not the kind of fun I’d take
little kids to see, because some of the fight scenes are pretty
intense, and the language is definitely grownup. But with an age
appropriate audience, it’s a pretty good ride for two solid
hours.
Now,
I’m a comic book guy from way back, but I admit that Guardians
of the Galaxy wasn’t really in my comic lexicon. I knew
basically nothing about the storyline or the characters, but plenty
of folks who had never read the books seemed to be enjoying the
movie, so I figured I should check it out.
I
wasn’t in the least bit disappointed, but it also didn’t
change my life. In fact, it didn’t make me think long and hard
about some core belief, it didn’t expose hidden prejudices, it
didn’t provide a meaningful glimpse into the human experience,
and I was not moved by a hero’s introspective brooding that
inspired him to move beyond his individual tragedy to save mankind.
But it was really, really fun.
The
basic story revolves around Peter Quill, abducted from Earth as a
child 26 years ago on the day his mother died, and who is now running
around some distant quadrant of the galaxy committing petty crimes
and pursuing pretty girls of various skin colors, including green,
pink and blue. Sort of an intergalactic-bad-boy-with-a-heart-of-gold
kind of thing. And he also likes to refer to himself as “Star-Lord,”
although nobody else seems to care for the nickname.
Peter
ends up stealing an orb that is apparently quite valuable, and which
is also apparently wanted by some of the most powerful beings in the
universe. People chase him (some good and some bad, some human and
some, uh, others), and there’s a lot of clever fighting and
chasing and funny conversations.
This
culminates in prison for Peter, along with three of the folks he was
fighting with, Gamora, Rocket and Groot, and things naturally get
more complicated in a hurry. With the help of another inmate, Drax,
they orchestrate a prison break and set out to sell the orb to the
highest bidder.
Peter
Quill is brilliantly played by Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel (sparingly)
voices the tree-like Groot, and Dave Bautista is the very
intimidating (and very literal) Drax. Zoe Saldana is the
green-skinned warrior Gamora, and Bradley Cooper provides something
of the heart of the movie in the voice of Rocket, a bio-engineered,
gun-toting, smart-mouthed robot raccoon.
It’s
sort of like Stagecoach set in outer space, but not really.
Along
the way, this unlikely band of misfits become, accidentally, the
Guardians of the Galaxy. Reluctant heroes, thrown together in the
face of impossible odds, must somehow save the world from a really
scary bad guy with a horrifyingly terrible weapon of mass
destruction. Not much of a plot, really, and some of it is pretty
predictable. But so what?
I’ve
got plenty of movies to watch that deal with the weightier matters of
life. Love and sacrifice and redemption are given little more than
lip service in this movie, but that isn’t why this movie
exists. This movie is ice cream. In between the movies that make you
think and make you cry and lead to long discussions with your friends
and family, there are movies like Guardians of the Galaxy that
are simply self-indulgent decadence to satisfy your cinematic sweet
tooth.
You’re
not going to make a steady diet out of movies like this, but
sometimes pure escapism action and adventure is about as refreshing
as a big bowl of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Therapy, or
Chubby Hubby, or Chunky Monkey. In fact, I think I’ve
just decided what I’ll be treating myself to when Guardians
of the Galaxy comes out on Blu-ray.
Andy Lindsay can frequently be overheard engaged in conversations that consist entirely of repeating lines of dialogue from movies, a genetic disorder he has passed on to his four children and one which his wife tolerates but rarely understands. When Andy's not watching a movie he's probably talking about a movie or thinking about a movie.
Or, because his family likes to eat on a somewhat regular basis, he just might be working on producing a TV commercial or a documentary or a corporate video or a short film. His production company is Barking Shark Creative, and you can check out his work here www.barkingshark.com.
Andy grew up in Frederick, Maryland, but migrated south to North Carolina where he met his wife, Deborah, who wasn't his wife then but later agreed to take the job. Their children were all born and raised in Greensboro, but are in various stages of growing up and running away.
Andy (or Anziano Lindsay, as he was known then) served a full-time mission for the Church in Italy, and today he teaches Sunday School, works with the Scouts, and is the Stake Video Historian.