Botox and Scripted Rituals - What's Up in Southern Idaho?
by Jeff Lindsay
In
response to my LDSFAQ
pages
on my website, I get a lot of email from people critical of the
Church. One reminded me of the problems of mixing Mormonism with
Botox:
Dear Mormon/Christian,
I
grew up in southern Idaho with many LDS friends and attended several
of their church services. As a Spirit-filled Christian I always went
to these services with the hope of feeling the presence of the Holy
Spirit. All I experienced was a group of people going through a bunch
of scripted rituals. Good people, but empty inside and meeting out of
duty, not love for the Heavenly Father. Most of the men were asleep
and the women were staring with a blank expression as the children
ran around. All of the talk was about Joseph Smith or one of the
founding Fathers of Mormonism. Nothing about true liberty in Jesus.
I
always left those services empty and sad that these beautiful people
have never experienced the Joy and freedom in knowing the true
Savior.
Mormons
experience a great deal of joy and freedom in Christ, for the record,
and we often show it — when we are awake. But it may be harder
to visibly show that joy when we are trying to keep several active
children quiet in a meeting or when Botox has been used.
When
I first read that email, I thought the problem was that our troubled
Christian had attended the Beverly Hills Ward, where Botox might (so
I speculate) be used more heavily than in less fashionable wards,
hence the blank expressions.
But
then I noticed my correspondent had mentioned the real Mecca of
fashion and beauty, southern Idaho (I say this as a former and very
proud resident of Boise), which can be more Californian than
California itself.
Suddenly
surrounded by numerous beautiful people, with beauty that may have
been enhanced in a few cases with heavy doses of Botox, our
overwhelmed visitor might have associated those faces with some
deficiency in our theology and not the failings of cosmetic surgery.
While
Botox helps me understand part of the complaint, I'm really stumped
about the "scripted rituals." Someone needs to get over to
southern Idaho and see what's up. Our lack of scripted rituals has
been a common complaint for newcomers attending our sacrament
services.
Fast
and testimony meeting: anything can happen. Regular sacrament
meetings: almost anything can happen. OK, we have an opening prayer
and a song, and a closing song and prayer, and in between there are a
few minutes for the sacrament where a brief specific prayer is used
(yes, scripted), but the majority of the meeting is in highly
unscripted hands.
The
first speaker usually speaks before the closing speaker, and the
closing prayer generally comes after the opening prayer — but
that's not especially scripted. So what did our friend experience in
Idaho?
Please,
if southern Idaho wards have become highly organized and scripted
since I was there, I think the rest of us need to learn from them,
even if southern Idahoans make the rest of us feel a little less
attractive in comparison.
I
find that our critics often not only seem to be willing to tell us
what we believe, but also what we feel, what we think, and what is in
our hearts. This person was able to just look at the Mormons and
recognize that they were going to church out of duty, not out of love
for God and joy in the Gospel of Jesus Christ. He could see their
hearts were empty, lacking love for Heavenly Father.
Really?
I bet he could see that without even talking to them or looking at
their blank expressions. I bet he could even read their minds while
they were asleep, perhaps from the other side of the world. The
psychic gifts of anti-Mormonism: it wasn't just Fawn Brodie who
experienced such supernatural powers.
Our
theology and our spiritual experience in our faith is not the
superficial, skin-deep caricature described by our critics. Don’t
be fooled by the attractive skin of those Idahoans: they’re
still ordinary people like the rest of us, all in need of the
extraordinary blessings that the Atonement of Jesus Christ brings.
Jeff Lindsay has been defending the Church on the Internet since 1994, when he launched his
LDSFAQ website under JeffLindsay.com. He has also long been blogging about LDS matters on
the blog Mormanity (mormanity.blogspot.com). Jeff is a longtime resident of Appleton,
Wisconsin, who recently moved to Shanghai, China, with his wife, Kendra.
He works for an Asian corporation as head of intellectual property. Jeff and Kendra are the parents of 4 boys, 3 married and the the youngest on a mission.
He is a former innovation and IP consultant, a former professor, and former Corporate Patent
Strategist and Senior Research Fellow for a multinational corporation.
Jeff Lindsay, Cheryl Perkins and Mukund Karanjikar are authors of the book Conquering
Innovation Fatigue (John Wiley & Sons, 2009).
Jeff has a Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering from Brigham Young University and is a registered US
patent agent. He has more than 100 granted US patents and is author of numerous publications.
Jeff's hobbies include photography, amateur magic, writing, and Mandarin Chinese.