"We seldom get into trouble when we speak softly. It is only when we raise our voices that the sparks fly and tiny molehills become great mountains of contention."
The Lone Ranger: A Fiery Horse, A Cloud of Dust, And A Really Fun Film
by Andrew E. Lindsay
Willie
Nelson probably said it best:
[our] heroes have always been cowboys.
Back
before the west was won, they brought traveling wild west shows east
to entertain the masses. There were pulp fiction dime store novels
about famous cowboys and the infamous outlaws they brought to
justice. Then there were radio dramas, engaging anxious listeners
every week with thrilling tales of yesteryear.
Comic
books and comic strips followed, as did weekly movie serials, which
were a precursor of dozens of popular TV westerns. And, of course,
feature-length movie westerns were a staple of American culture for
decades. Even after their popularity waned, every so many years
somebody would bring the western back, and cowboys and Indians would
return, triumphantly, to the silver screen.
One
of the notable heroes on horseback who hasn’t lost his
popularity is The
Lone Ranger.
So it’s no surprise this iconic masked man has made his way
from radio to paperback novels to comics to television to movies over
the years, the latest offering coming from Disney.
The
Lone Ranger
is the ultimate good guy in a white hat on a white horse, and it’s
particularly cool that his bullets are made out of silver. Why
that’s so cool, I don’t really know, because it seems
like those would be really
expensive bullets. On the other hand, if he ever ran across a
werewolf, at least he’d be ready, but now I’m mixing
mythologies.
So
Armie Hammer plays John Reid, a freshly minted district attorney
whose older, tougher brother Dan (James Badge Dale) is a Texas
Ranger. Dan and seven other Texas Rangers are in pursuit of a nasty
outlaw named Butch Cavendish, played repulsively well by William
Fichtner.
There’s
an innocent but complicated love triangle between the brothers and
Dan’s wife Rebecca (Ruth Wilson), which motivates Dan to
deputize his younger brother as a Ranger before they ride off after
the Cavendish gang.
Unfortunately,
the gang is waiting in a canyon and ambushes the Texas Rangers,
killing them all in a flurry of bullets. Dan nearly escapes, but is
shot down trying to save his brother. John, barely alive but
apparently dead, sees Cavendish finish off his brother in a brutal
fashion before he himself passes out.
When
John awakens, he finds he has been saved by an outcast Comanche named
Tonto, with some assistance from a rather strange, white horse. Tonto
(played with amusing, stoic quirkiness by Johnny Depp), had already
dug the graves for the fallen Rangers, including John, when the horse
intervened.
Tonto
fashioned a mask from Dan’s black leather vest, eyeholes cut by
the very bullets that cut him down. He convinces John to wear the
mask and the silver star because it will strike fear into the hearts
of the outlaws if they believe one of the massacred Texas Rangers has
come back to life.
Tonto,
as it turns out, is also in pursuit of Butch Cavendish, but for his
own reasons.
So
the unlikely duo set out together, along with a yet-unnamed white
horse, to bring the murderous outlaws to justice. What follows is
two-and-a-half hours of action-filled fun.
This
is not a western like Dances with Wolves, or The Searchers,
or Unforgiven. Nor does it pretend to be. What it aspires to
is precisely what Raiders of the Lost Ark did so phenomenally
well so many years ago, namely to put a modern spin on the exciting
chapter serials (or cliffhangers) of the 1930s and 1940s.
So
many of the original serials had weak plots and weaker budgets, but
they made up for it with enthusiasm and adrenaline and action. And
this was before television, so people returned to the theater every
Saturday to find out how their heroes had escaped from whatever peril
they found themselves in last week, only to inevitably end up at the
end of their rope yet again after this week’s run-in with the
bad guys!
The
Lone Ranger captures all the cliffhanging excitement of the old,
low-budget, black-and-white serials, but with the benefit of
spectacular advances in cameras and special effects, not to mention a
budget roughly the size of Rhode Island.
It
also improves on the Indian sidekick bit, since Tonto is,
appropriately, The Lone Ranger’s equal. In fact, the movie
could’ve easily been called Tonto, but that might’ve
confused a few people, so they stuck with what works.
In
any case, this is the story of The Lone Ranger and Tonto, and
the chemistry between Hammer and Depp is enjoyable from start to
finish.
The
landscape of the film is familiar to anyone who’s ever seen a
John Ford western, although the bad guys might seem more like they
escaped from a Sergio Leone spaghetti western.
Rossini’s
familiar William
Tell Overture
does, finally, make an audible appearance in the movie, although not
until you really start to notice it isn’t there.
Overall,
The
Lone Ranger
is pretty family-friendly fare, notwithstanding the fair amount of
gun slinging that goes on throughout the film. Some of the action is
a bit over-the-top, but it’s all fun, and parts of it are
downright funny.
This
isn’t a deep movie with profound undertones about complex moral
issues; this is a good, old-fashioned western wrapped in a buddy
movie. I enjoyed it, as did the rest of the folks in the theater with
my wife and me, and I’ll enjoy it again when it comes out on
Blu-ray.
Yes,
my heroes have always been cowboys. And they still are, it seems.
Andy Lindsay can frequently be overheard engaged in conversations that consist entirely of repeating lines of dialogue from movies, a genetic disorder he has passed on to his four children and one which his wife tolerates but rarely understands. When Andy's not watching a movie he's probably talking about a movie or thinking about a movie.
Or, because his family likes to eat on a somewhat regular basis, he just might be working on producing a TV commercial or a documentary or a corporate video or a short film. His production company is Barking Shark Creative, and you can check out his work here www.barkingshark.com.
Andy grew up in Frederick, Maryland, but migrated south to North Carolina where he met his wife, Deborah, who wasn't his wife then but later agreed to take the job. Their children were all born and raised in Greensboro, but are in various stages of growing up and running away.
Andy (or Anziano Lindsay, as he was known then) served a full-time mission for the Church in Italy, and today he teaches Sunday School, works with the Scouts, and is the Stake Video Historian.